• 1. Females can be even hornier than men
• 2. Not all guys are total jerks
• 3. Be thankful that the friends you do have in RL don't live a whole continent away
• 4. Age doesn't always matter when it comes to friendships
• 5. 12.9 year olds belong at Super Wenie Hut Jr.'s
• 6. Slenderman is freaking scary!
• 7. Don't. Wear. Crocs.
• 8. Don't! Blink!
• 9. There are people out there who will fangirl over history
• 10. Draw a circle, that's the Earth
• 11. Hufflepuffs, Ravenclaws, Gryffindors, and Slytherins can all either be the coolest people ever, or the worst. It all depends on the person
• 12. COULLLLSOOOOON NOOOOO
• 13. Don't insult someone's fandom/ship/OTP
• 14. Don't tag your hate
• 15. How to be a less judgemental person
• 16. How to also be a more judgemental person
• 17. Snakes can be adorable
• 18. Spiders are still scary
• 19. Sharks are awesome
• 20. FRANCE IS NOT A RAPIST
• 21. The world is bigger and more diverse than thought
• 22. People can be there for you to help you through a hard time if you'd let them
• 23. An adorable animal will reduce anyone to a puddle of goo
• 24. Everyone has at some point listened to a song and pretended they were on stage/in a music video
• 25. How to be a better writer
• 26. How to be a better drawer
• 27. That a great friendship can be born if you just say 'Hi'
• 28. A truly great friendship forms when you and someone else can fangirl about something
• 29. Don't. Talk. About. Tumblr.
• 30. Alot about the human anantomy (porn)
• 31. Mermaids would be more likely to have dolphin-like tails than fish-like tails
• 32. Sometimes, the word 'butts' can make anyone happy
• 33. Many people have mastered the art of reading smut with a straight face, but no one has learned how to do so when it comes to fluff.
• 34. Magic Anons are fun
• 35. Don't assume things
• 36. That faith in humanity can be restored
• 37. "900 years of Time and Space, and I've never met anyone who wasn't important"
• 39. Everyone needs a friend to be there for them
• And yet, the one thing I haven't learned from tumblr is...WHAT THE HECK IS HOMESTUCK ABOUT?!

fiftyfandomfangirl:

casgetoutofmypie:

benedicia:

hecklocki:

floopowderchristmastroy:

benedicia:

ninja-pillow-timeywimey:

johnlockismydivision:

tumblr breaking down is the first seal to releasing lucifer and starting the apocalypse 

Then comes Benedict Cumberbatch being rude. 

And 50 Shades of Grey becoming required literature in school.

The next one is Tom Hiddleston looking ugly.

Circus Afro wins a Grammy.

An actual cannibal eating Shia LaBeouf.

Crocs becoming the only shoe sold in America.

What if this all happens? We will be screwed guys! Just know, I love you all. ):

(Source: vulcanics, via banazdowney)